Jokes from the Jokebook

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by bozmagic (The rottie's your best friend if you want him/her to be, lol.) on Monday, 13-Mar-2006 19:29:59

Hi. I wonder how many of you actually have a joke book in Braille or large print? I have one right beside me now, so I'm going to have some fun with my fellow zoners. I'm starting this topic with a 20 bestselling books joke. Here we go.

Post 2 by bozmagic (The rottie's your best friend if you want him/her to be, lol.) on Monday, 13-Mar-2006 19:57:26

According to the latest figuressupplied by bookshops throughout the world, these are the 20 best-selling titles of all time:
1. The Greatest Detective Stores Ever by Watts E. Dunn.
2. Silence Is Golden by Xavier Breth.
3. How I Won The Pools by Jack Potts.
4. Parachute Jump by Hugo Furst.
5. How Not To Shoot Your Wife by Mr Completely.
6. The Joys Of Hitchhiking by Marsha Long.
7. What's Up Doc? by Howie dewin.
8. Who Killed Cock Robin? by Howard I Know.
9. The Art Of Button-Collecting by Zipporah Broaken.
10. How To Fall Out Of The Window by Eileen Dover.
11. Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case.
12. Monster-Making As A Hobby by Frank N Stine.
13. My Life In A Lunatic asylum by I. M. Nutty.
14. Around The Mountain by Sheila B Cumming.
15. Peek-a-boo by I. C. Hugh.
16. Neck Exercises by G. Rarff.
17. How To Make An Igloo by S. K. Mo.
18. Outsize Clothes by L. E. Fant.
19. How To Diet by M. T. Cupboard.
20. The Pleasures Of Horse-riding by Jim Karna.

Post 3 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 20-Mar-2006 23:28:18

what book did this come from

Post 4 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Thursday, 23-Mar-2006 16:59:41

Hmm. Mildly amusing, but sort of repetative and dull.

Post 5 by bozmagic (The rottie's your best friend if you want him/her to be, lol.) on Friday, 24-Mar-2006 13:45:39

Well, I suppose1! That joke came from Crazy Jokes by Giles Brandreth.

Post 6 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Friday, 24-Mar-2006 19:55:36

I prefer riddles to jokes. Know of any good books of riddles?

Post 7 by bozmagic (The rottie's your best friend if you want him/her to be, lol.) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 7:24:36

Er, no I don't, and this is a jokes message board, not a riddles one. Why don't you create a riddles topic?

Post 8 by bozmagic (The rottie's your best friend if you want him/her to be, lol.) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 7:32:04

Er, no I don't, and this is a jokes message board, not a riddles one. Why don't you create a riddles topic?

Post 9 by bozmagic (The rottie's your best friend if you want him/her to be, lol.) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 7:32:37

Er, no I don't, and this is a jokes message board, not a riddles one. Why don't you create a riddles topic?